So theres this Blonde, Brunette and a Redhead driving down the road when all of a sudden there car breaks down. They all get out and begin to walk, eventually they come upon a barn, they decide its a good place to shack up for the night. They all go inside and begin to find a place to sleep. The farmer hears them open the door and go inside, so he comes out to investigate. When the girls realize the farmer they all quickly hide in three burlap sacks.
When the farmer comes in to the barn, he walks over to the first bag, and pokes it. The Redhead inside thinks furiously for a few seconds and then suddenly says "Meow Meow". "Stupid Cat" says the farmer. He moves on to the bag with the Brunette in it and pokes it. The brunette inside thinks furiously for a few seconds and then says "Woof Woof". "Stupid Dog" says the farmer. He moves on to the final bag with the Blonde in it, and pokes it just like he did with the previous two. The Blonde inside thinks quickly and says
"Po-Ta-To"
-Aaron