[KenWittlief]

Katie reminded me of another one

this is suposively a true story

a teacher is trying to get their students to understand compassion and kindness, even towards your enemies. so she tells the class about a big mean wild dog, who gets lost in the woods for days, and is near death for lack of food.

Finally the dog comes across a small boy in a yard, and says to the boy, "im normally a mean and wild animal, but being lost and starving for 3 days has convinced me to change my ways - if you will give me something to eat, I wont bite you, in fact, Ill be your friend for the rest of my life."

then the teacher points to one boy in the class, and asks, "Billy, what do you think that boy will say?"

and Billy replies, "I think he would say, HOLY &^*#!!! a talking dog!"