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Re: Best joke you've heard
Two blondes are in a parking lot trying to unlock thier car after they left thier keys in it.
First blonde: "This coathanger isn't working."
Second blonde: "You better hurry. It's starting to rain and the tops down!"
A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street.
Redhead: "I think my husbands having an affair."
Blonde: "Who's catering?"
Two blondes were lost in the wilderness and they came upon some tracks.
First blonde: "Those look like deer tracks."
Second blonde: "No, No, they look more like moose tracks."
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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2006 Maryland Delphi "Driving Tomorrow's Technology" award
2006 Connecticut General Motor's Industrial Design award
2005 Finalists-----------New Jersey (along with our alliances again, 56 & 303)
2005 WINNERS of the Radio Shack Innovation in Control Award (not once, but twice!  )
2004 WINNERS ------ Johnson & Johnson Mid-Atlantic Regional (also thanks to our alliances 56 & 303)
2004 General Motors Industrial Design Award Winners
2004 Archimedes Quarterfinalists (also thanks to our alliances 121 & 386)
NEMO _________ NonEngineering Mentor Organization
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot!" - author unknown
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