Ok ok ok - as long as we're going with the blonde jokes here ...
A blonde walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender "Hey, can I watch your TV?" The bartender looks at her and says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." A bit discouraged, she goes home and dyes her hair a dark, dark brown.
The next night, she goes back to the same bar and says, "Hey can I watch your TV?" The bartender takes a quick look at her and replies, "We don't serve blondes here." And shows the blonde the door. Confused, the blonde goes home and shaves off all of her hair.
She returns the next night to the bar and once again asks, "Hey, can I watch your TV?" Barely looking at her, the bartender replies, "No. We don't serve blondes here." Perplexed, the blonde says, "Ok. I dyed my hair and you knew I was a blonde. Then I shaved it off and you still knew! What's your secret?"
The bartender looks at her and says, "That's not a TV. It's a microwave."
Yuk yuk yuk ...
