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Re: Best joke you've heard
Since I work with two blondes and a redhead I hear jokes all day and I have two more to add to this thread.
A blonde and a redhead were in a bar watching the news on TV. Reporter on news:"This just in! A man is about to jump off a bridge!" The redhead turns to the blonde and says:"I'll bet you $100 the guy jumps." The blonde:"You have a bet!" They both turn back to the TV in time to see the guy jump. The blonde gets $100 out of her purse and hands it to the redhead. The redhead feels guilty and says:"I can't take your money. I saw the news earlier and knew he would jump." The blonde:" I saw the news earlier too, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
How do you know when a redhead has forgiven you?
When she quits doing your laundry in the toilet bowl!
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