[Stina236]

Ok here goes one- it's slightly amusing:

A man walks into a bar one night and sits down and orders a drink. the bartender serves him and a phone starts to ring. The bartender glances at his phone, but it's not his. He looks to the man who is know speaking "Friday night? You sure? Fine, fine. I'll talk to you later, bye." The man then continues drinking his drink. "Who were you talking to?" the bartender asks. The man says "I had a phone call, and i answered" "But you didn't have a phone!" the bartender says. The man grins, "I know, but i have a phone in me" the bartender shakes his head in disbelief. "You're crazy"
The phone rings again, and the man starts speaking "Hi! Yeah, i can't talk right now... see you tomorrow." The bartender shakes his head in disbelief. He's about to ask the man a question about this supposed phone inside him when the man gets up and walks to the restroom. After about 15 minutes, the bartender is worried- maybe the guy passed out. He goes into the restroom and sees the man bent over with toilet paper coming out of his rear end. "What the heck do you think you're doing!?" the bartender yells, disgusted. The man replies, "Um, could you excuse me please? i'm receiving a fax here."