[JakeGallagher]

Not quite the best jokoe I've ever heard, but:

A man is going to the Bahamas to check out a house he's looking to buy down there. He gets down and sends an email to his wife, who is supposed to come check it out with him soon.

The next day, a new widow is checking her email and from the next room, her daughter hears a scream. She goes into the computer room to find her mother has fainted and is on the floor.

She wonders: what could have made her faint? So she looks on the computer screen and reads the email:

Honey:
I'm sorry that I had to go before you, but it's great around here! You wouldn't believe how many nice people are here, and there's even a couple people I know from work.
We're getting ready for your arrival next week. Love you!

PS--It sure is warm down here!

So, whaddaya think?