[sirbleedsalot]

A rich, well-loved cardiologist lived a long and prosperous life, but, finally passed away as we all tend to do. Being the all-around nice guy that he was, his many friends and co-workers gave him a spectacular funeral.

As they all stood and watched, his mahogany coffin slid along tracks into the crematory doors. Encircling the crematory doors was a massive ornate heart, made of roses and carnations, to signify all the hearts he had touched, literally and figuratively.

Suddenly, one of the doctor's best friends began to laugh histerically. Quite angry at the outburst, everyone turned to glare at him.

"I'm sorry," he said. "I was just thinking: I'm a gynecologist, so what's my funeral gonna be like?"

The proctologist gasped and fainted.