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Re: Best joke you've heard
To follow up all the blonde jokes...
A ventriliquist (don't know how to spell) is finishing up his act with the usual blonde jokes. Afterwards, a blonde stands up and starts yelling, "Hey, I don't apreciate you spreading all those stupid jokes. Everyday I have to put up with people acting like I'm a complete idiot. It's really annoying."
He starts to feel really bad and says, "I'm sorry, I never really thought about it that way. I didn't mean to..."
But the blonde cuts him off and says, "I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the little jerk on your knee!"
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