[Joe Ross]

My lawyer informed me that I need the following: Past performance does not indicate future results. Any information in these posts is derived from publically availible information at the time of publication. The author has no relation to anyone on the woodie flowers award selection commitee, except that he may have met one or two of them once. The author is currently looking for a real lawyer, rather then the one made up in his head. Any suggestions should be PMed to him. Any location labeled as midwest is the result of the author having lived in California and New York, and having never spent any time in the real midwest. These posts shall be taken as humourous. Any raised blood pressure derived from the thought that the midwest may have an unfair advantage is not the responsiblity of the author. Please pipe complaints to /dev/null. These terms are subject to change at any time that the author decides to change them, or his lawyer advises to change them. These terms are in effect in the United States and Canada, except for Vermont, because they always seem to have exceptions to all these types of disclaimers.