[John Larock]

The Cool Squad got in their "hit" on me.

I was coming back to the pit after a match and I heard someone calling my name. As I turned around, a pack of Soprano's wannabes read their "contract" and proceeded to douse me with compressed air.

The contract stated that I was on the hit list because I "invented the MOEStick." Well, looks like the godfather of Team 25 was fooled by MOE's cunning plan. You see, you put the hit on the wrong person. Our adult spirit leader, Vince Keedy, was the original inventor of the MOE Stick. He is now safe in a secret underground compound and I am smarting air welts.

Take that COOL SQUAD!!!!!