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Unread 23-04-2004, 08:10
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Re: Anyone get hit by the Cool Squad?
After an initial conference call with our joint legal team, John VN and I, on behalf of the entire group, will be filing for the following damages (per person) in federal court:

1. $5M for promoting the spread of airborne viruses (expect to hear from the CDC as well)
2. $100K for hearing loss from compressed air
3. $75K emotional distress/pain and suffering. ANY sound of air at all causes us to quiver in fear and the slightest wind leads to paranoia, loss of sleep, reduced appetite, anxiety, and high blood pressure.
4. $34 for hairstyling

25, I realize you are from Joisey, but you will need to do better than your cousin Vinny to get you out of this one.

Oh, and I'm throwing in another $5K for the broken ribs suffered from Big Mike's infamous bearhug.
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