hhhhheeeyyyy,
hi, my name's bernie and i'm a pen pal-aholic,
hi Anusha, hi Viv,
yeah, what about that texas team, they never talked to me
must be the green, it must've intiminated them or something, it does that
ANYWAY, if someone as wacky as you guys wants a pen pal, count me in
even though i'm already in, but i do have more time to do stuff with
pen pals. pen pals are cool. i like pen pals. yeah new duble syllable formula
even though i think i already did that when i created "bernie trying to talk like Viv"
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