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Originally Posted by Joe Johnson
I suppose Andy was only kidding, but it could be true... ...no it can't be... ...PJ, say it ain't so... ...please?
Joe J.
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No, we are not cousins.
After further investigation, we have figured out that PJ and I are twins. It's rather odd. Tragically, we were separated at birth. You see, we have the same birthday (June 10), and we look similar (somewhat stocky white guys with brown hair and goofy looks on their face).
The odd thing is that PJ's birth certificate says that he was born in 1974, which is 5 years younger than I. My guess is that one of us has a doctored birth certificate, or he was cyrogenically frozen for 5 years.
Or, something like that.
Andy B.