just to add to all the threads like this ... (copied it right off of my website ... )
.. you stand in line-ups at the movies not lines
.. you are not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
.. you understand the sentence "Can you pass the serviette?? I just spilled my poutine."
.. you eat chocolate bars NOT candy bars
.. you drink pop NOT soda
.. you know that a mickey and two-fours mean "Party at the camp, eh ?? "
.. when theres a social problem you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it
.. you can get milk in bags as well as in cartons and plastic jugs
.. pike is a type of fish not some part of highway
.. you travel on highways not freeways
.. you have Canadian Tire money in your drawers
.. you know that mounties dont always look like that
.. you dismiss all beers under 6% as "for the children or elderly"
.. you use your red pen on your non-canadian text books to fill in the missing u's from colour, humour, labour, honour ...
.. you can do all the hand actions to "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo ... "
.. you can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling sick
.. you know what a toque is
.. you know that Toronto is not a province
.. you never miss Coach's Corner
.. you design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
.. you know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced ZED
.. your local newspaper takes two pages to cover national news but spends six pages on hockey
.. you know the four seasons of the year: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction
.. you know that 25 degrees outside means that its a warm day
.. you understand the Labatt Blue commercials
.. you know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan
.. you are in grade 12 NOT 12th grade
.. you use a tennis ball for road hockey than you do for tennis
.. you know that "Real Beer" is neither a company or from the States
.. you dont think its hypocritical to measure distance in kilometers and weight in pounds
.. driving an hour to go to a restaurant isnt unusual
.. driving is better in the winter because then the potholes are filled with snow
.. the municipality buys a zamboni before a bus
.. you know only three spices .. salt pepper and ketchup
.. Canadian Tire stores are busier on any Saturday than a toy store around Christmas
.. you know which leaves make good toilet paper
.. you can play road hockey on skates
.. you attend a formal event in your finest clothes, nicest jewelry, and boots
.. you wonder why there isnt a 5 dollar coin yet
.. you think Ed the Sock is hilarious
.. you watch MuchMusic not MTV
.. you can sing O Canada! in French and know what the words actually mean
.. you have been on Speaker's Corner
.. you have twins named Donavon and Bailey
.."Eh" is a more important part of you vocabulary and is more polite than "Huh?"
.. you know that a francophone is not an electronical device
.. you live in a house with no front step but is a metre off the ground
.. you only know the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" from the hockey games that you have seen on TV
.. you say sorry not Saw-ry
.. you believe that Smarties are better than M&Ms .. and you can taste the difference
.. when the Molson Canadian ad is one of your favourite ads (
http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/therant/rant.html)