[Ryan M.]

Originally Posted by phrontist

Notepad..., Ultraedit, and the above editor rule...Windows is a mighty force of evil.

Aren't those Windows editors?

Originally Posted by phrontist

BASIC, Python, Lisp, and Ruby are not real programming languages. C is a real programmer's language. No, I don't need classes.

Have to agree on the BASIC thing. But, come to the future. My objects wish to eat you.

#include <violence>

class enemy
{
    pulbic:
        enum speed { slow, fast, spontaneous };
        void getEaten(speed howFast); // Note that this class doesn't throw any exceptions; there is no chance of failing
}

int main(int argc, char **agrv)
{
    enemy phrontist = new enemy;
    phrontist.getEaten(slow);
    return 0; // we, of course, succeeded
}

Texan compiles and runs it. If you ever die, you'll know that my class succeeded in getting you.

All in good fun.