[Lisa Perez]

And as everybody on the plane looked out the window they shouted "It's a Low-Carb Krispy Kreme." Not knowing what to do I decided to eat my way through the scrumptious lard-like custard filling and save ourselves. But then I had a really awful stomach ache, so I turned to my trusty ________, then rolled about like that crazy blueberry girl from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (the one that the oompa-loompas had to de-blueberryize).