[Eugenia Gabrielov]

But then I had a really awful stomach ache, so I turned to my trusty Glow-in-the-Dark laptop, then rolled about like that crazy blueberry girl from "[Willy Wonka] and the Chocolate Factory." When the Oompa-Loompas came and rolled me out, my *hipbone* fell out of my pocket and broke!!! Feeling horridly maimed, I was forced to rely on my pet _____ for support.