[Eugenia Gabrielov]

When the Oompa-Loompas came and rolled me out, my hipbone fell out of my pocket and broke!!! Feeling horridly maimed, I was forced to rely on my pet sea monkey for support. Unfortunately, he wasn't very big, and I toppled over, right into *a ginormous eclair*. It tasted so amazingly good that I couldn't stop eating, and soon ate myself right through the bottom, at which point I feel into a gigantic _____, where I found every single member of the Chief Delphi community to be joyfully frolicking!