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Originally Posted by Karthik
End result, Karthik wins.
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HA. Fat chance, my friend....
JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE,
A TALE OF A TV GIG.
THAT STARTED IN THIS CD THREAD
WHEN ANDY GRABBED A PIG.
ALL THE BIGGEST NAMES IN FIRST
DEAN, WOODIE FLOWERS AND MORE -
12 GEEKY NERDS PREPARED TO PLAY
FIRST SUR-VI-VOR, FIRST SUR-VI-VOR.
THE FIRST WEEK STARTED OUT REAL BAD
KARTHIK'S SINGING GOT HIM TOSSED.
IF NOT FOR THE COLOR OF STEVE WARREN'S HAIR
THE RATINGS WOULD BE LOST; THE RATINGS WOULD BE LOST.
THE DRAMA STARTED PICKING UP AS WE ENJOYED THE SHOW -
WITH JOHN V-NEUN, HIS FAN CLUB, TOO.
BRANDON M. AND BIG MIKE.
D.J. FLUCK, AND THE REST
HERE ON FIRST SUR-VI-VOR!
SO THIS IS THE TALE OF OUR MOTLEY CREW,
WHO BUILT BOTS IN SIX WEEKS' TIME.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SURVIVAL SKILLS,
IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB.
ERIN, JESSICA, AND AMANDA M.
ARE VERY CAPABLE LASSES.
AND WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT
THEY'D KICK ALL THE GUYS' (POSTERIORS).
NO MILL, NO LATHE, NO METAL BAR,
NOT A SINGLE LUXURY.
LET'S ALL WATCH AS ANDY MAKES
A COCONUT TRANNY.
SO JOIN THEM ALL ON UPN,
YOU'RE SURE TO LAUGH A LOT.
AS ONE OF 12 FIRST CELEBRITIES
WINS THE TWENTY DOLLAR POT!