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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
How many kilowatt-hours of energy does it take for Karthik's surface grinder to blast away the impenetrable fortress of hairspray, gel, mousse, leave-in conditioner, shellac, and clear coat spray surrounding his actual hair?
The world may never know.
If Karthik sings in the woods, and no one is around to hear him, do the woodland creatures still scream in pain?
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It's a pretty hefty price I pay to have hair this nice.
And Trav, those are screams of joy. The animals shriek, "oh fair karthik, please further indulge us with the beauty that is your voice..."
To stay on topic, here's a favourite of mine:
"A man of Toronto is shaved by the Barber of Toronto
if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?"