[Jessica Boucher]

One day I was hungry and misspelled Chief Delphi as Chief Deli. But ever since then I thought it would be a good off-season brain-teaser to name sandwiches/meals you would find at a deli/fast food joint after people that frequent the forums.

So, the rules:

You may NOT name a sandwich after yourself. That defeats the purpose.

You may name anyone other than yourself on the forums, and the description of the sandwich/meal should be a play on their name/personality/team, etc.

After you fulfill the above requirements, feel free to garnish it any way you please. As in the below example (The "Dr Joe"), chips & a pickle have nothing to do with him, but are a likely complement to the sandwich.


I'll start:

The "Dr Joe": Johnsonville Bratwurst on a bun, with chips and a pickle.

Good luck!