A few good ones I 'cooked' up at work today:
The Jess Boucher -
A happy little peanut butter and jelly sandwich (about half the size of the Brandon Martus). Comes with a small POP and a side of curly fries.
The Ricky Quinones -
A cheddar sandwich with monterey jack, provolone, swiss, american, muenster, colby, and gouda, topped with jumping beans, with a side of string cheese.
The Elgin Clock -
A regular old grilled cheese that is guaranteed to fall apart.
The Ken Leung -
A regular ham sandwich with all the fixin's... until you fall asleep on your plate.
The Travis Hoffman -
A philly cheese steak sandwich... but halfway through, you lose that eatin' feeling.