After starting the FIRST one, I thought it'd be fun to see what came up for first and last names of ChiefDelphi users if Google-ized.. Here's mine
"lisa perez is a good government teacher"
... Well, thank you
"lisa perez is an assistant professor at minnesota"
... Guess I got my doctorate already
"lisa is forever smiling"
... True dat
"lisa is a ny yankees fan"
... Sorry, nope... Go Tigers!
"lisa is set to go wild in zambia"
... Hmm...
"lisa is a first year mechanical engineering student whose hobbies are playing in a band"
... Now that one actually comes somewhat close
(I'm sorry! I was bored! It's my last day of summer though so you won't have to worry about any more extremely weird threads from me.. Well.. Never mind..

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