Just my first name:
ryan is america's premier career
- Didn't know I was a career
ryan is professor of information technology and
- And what!?!
ryan is advocate for education
- Yep, learn now, before your brain starts to die off. Boy, that's encouraging.
Really good ones: 
- ryan is a beauty at
- ryan is the coolest person ever
- ryan is so cool
ryan is a real estate agent
- No, but my dad is. (Visit his site. Unfortunately, I'm not done with the new one yet; can't give that to you.
)
ryan is an idiot
- What!!
ryan is still an idiot
- What!! Still.
ryan is described as being in a coma in southern california with brain injury from a fall of three stories
- Um...
ryan is a republican
- Hey, got one right at least.
The list is really long.
Read it yourself.