Google didnt know my full name nor did it know my username so here are some of the ones for Eric:
eric is right
- Yes I am 
eric is out of the factory
eric is out of the factory warranty
- hmm must not have any user servicable parts inside either
eric is around here somewhere
eric is a concept website
- Awesome! I live in Cyberspace!
eric is updated monthly
- I am currently on v19.4
eric is a concept
eric is a monkey
eric is allergic to girls -
Darn..I knew something wasn't right
eric is funded by the office of educational research and improvement
I'M A ROBOT!!!
eric is god
eric is the world's largest source of education information
- That must mean that everyone else is pretty dumb
eric is an unusual boy
eric is not a villain
eric is the coolest
eric is soooooo cute
And most importantly:
eric is
Eric