[MisterX]

Guy definatly
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all of your own jars.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
You can kill your own food.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic and think that everyone secretly hates you.
Your last name stays put.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Your underwear costs $10 for a 5 pack.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face stays it's original color.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You don't give a rat's $@#$@#$@# if someone notices your new haircut.
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me".
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what your wearing.
Same work......more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tux rental - $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote is your's and your's alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
You can drop by and see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties are more fun than bridal showers.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
The occasional well-rounded belch is practically expected.
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries, not even your own.
Your buddies can be trusted never to trap you with: "So....notice anything different?"
There is always a game on somewhere.
Your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You don't have to stop and think which way top turn a nut on a bolt.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
Car mechnics tell you the truth.
You don't have to clean your apartment, if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can leave a motel bed unmade.
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
Old friends don't care if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
Chocolate is just another snack
Flowers fix everything
You never have to worry about other's feelings
You can say anything and not worry about what people think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Construction workers don't hoot and yell at you
One mood, all the time
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom


Of course girls dont have to pay for their drink so....