[Michelle 236]

psssh we have a list too...

here are some highlights

Phone conversations are conversations, not a series of grunts.
We don't feel compelled to do stupid things to "prove" ourselves.
If our rears are a factor in a job interview, We've got a juicy lawsuit.
Our last name is whatever we want it to be.
We can kill your own food, and fix it to taste like food.
We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes, but why bother? He'll be late.
We have fewer heart attacks because we can cry.
We get a zit, we have makeup.
Nobody thinks a thing of it if we decide not to work.
We live longer.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, it's GUARANTEED we'll become lifelong buddies.
If something mechanical doesn't work, we can fix it, or ask to get it fixed without loss of sexual identity.
We get out of speeding tickets by crying
We don't worry about losing our hair
We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
Better tips
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
You're allowed to be afraid of spiders and other creepy crawlies.