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Originally Posted by MisterX
Guy definatly
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your underwear costs $10 for a 5 pack.
You can write your name in the snow.
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
Bachelor parties are more fun than bridal showers.
The occasional well-rounded belch is practically expected.
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
There is always a game on somewhere.
Your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You don't have to stop and think which way top turn a nut on a bolt.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
Car mechnics tell you the truth.
You don't have to clean your apartment, if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can leave a motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
One mood, all the time
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom
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I'd have to pick male. It just seems ssooo much easier to me. Plus, I'd hate to spend any more time in the bathroom than I have to...(an no darn field trips with other people to the bathroom)