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Originally Posted by Michelle 236
psssh we have a list too...
here are some highlights
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Along with my manly responses in bold..
Phone conversations are conversations, not a series of grunts.
And who pays the bill for those hour long conversations?
We don't feel compelled to do stupid things to "prove" ourselves.
Ok, well you got me on this one.. And if it's something stupid and out of character for a female, then people would more than likely pay to see it. 
If our rears are a factor in a job interview, We've got a juicy lawsuit.
I would be flattered if a female looked at my rear... and gave me a wink, why aren't you? You spend all this time "modifying your bodies, and you expect no one to admire them.. Crazy female thinking.
Our last name is whatever we want it to be.
Liberated are we?
We can kill your own food, and fix it to taste like food.
Food is gone in a second and taste is not really an object when you eat fast anyways, so who cares? Kill it and Grill it. (Works for me)
We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes, but why bother? He'll be late.
I challenge you to hold your word to that. That should be an olympic event. "Females Personal Event Preparation Try-athalon"
We have fewer heart attacks because we can cry.
Crying is good for the soul, you got me on this one.
We get a zit, we have makeup.
I thought it was called spackle.
Nobody thinks a thing of it if we decide not to work.
Except that phone bill collector right??
We live longer.
(Cause you give us grief)
If another guy
(think you meant girl?) shows up at the party in the same outfit, it's GUARANTEED we'll become lifelong buddies.
Huh? That's just weird.
If something mechanical doesn't work, we can fix it, or ask to get it fixed without loss of sexual identity.
(That's cause girls have that charm feature built in..)
We get out of speeding tickets by crying
That's cheating.
We don't worry about losing our hair
(Just worry about every other part of the body) - So vain.
We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
Stick and stones.. Sticks and stones.. Bring it on!!
Better tips
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
Cheating again.
You're allowed to be afraid of spiders and other creepy crawlies.
I am too.. What's that supposed to mean??
Ahh.. so many responses, so little time.