[Jack Jones]

Bush

1. There is nothing wrong with our economy – except in the eyes of those who traditionally add nothing to it.

2. Right now there are an estimated 5,000 insurgents who've crawled out from under their rocks and are raising hell in Iraq. I wonder where they'd be raising hell were it not for GWB. I am sure that, unless we adopt the French-ativities, they will run out of bad guys way before we run out of bullets.

3. UBL is either dead or hiding in a cave, as are tens of thousands of Taliban and Al Qaeda. Meanwhile, Afghan women are allowed an education. Afghans are about to vote. Libya has admitted to their WMD’s. Iran is blowing smoke. Etc. and ect.

4. Eleven years (1776 - 1787) passed between our Declaration of Independence and the signing of the Constitution. Today, we have Kerry-ites complaining about some kind of quagmire.

5. Kerry’s mentor/fellow_Taxsachusetts_Senator/supporter, who drove his secretary off a Chappaquidick bridge and (opinion) left her there to drown while his toadies planned the cover-up (/opinion), has the gall to question the President’s character.

6. When the Vietnam vets returned, they were spit upon by the ignorant at the airports and by Kerry in the Senate.

7. I was in high school when JFK got us into Vietnam. I was in a barracks in Gulfport, Mississippi when LBJ appeared on TV and bailed on us. I was in my living room last month as Kerry “appeared for duty”, but ran away from his record in the Senate. So, I’ve seen the Democrats show up, and then I’ve seen them run away.

8. Who would Osama vote for?