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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #7
"you know, I bet that if we grab the end of the wrapping and run real, real fast, we can make Amanda spin herself right into the ground... (or until she pukes, whichever comes first)"
-dave
(just for Amanda, I had to submit two)
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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