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Re: True things heard at college.
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Originally Posted by evulish
Heh. That reminds me of the one bad reason to be off-campus. Campus Police - Campus = Police. I've seen way too many flashing lights around my apartment building  (They weren't after me, though!) |
"Wow, I didn't expect to see a mob of nekkid people running around for at least a week or so . . . . "
-said by me, watching as a (coed) mob of nekkid folks ran around putting shaving-cream butt-prints on windows (some guys in my dorm got a hose and started spraying the shaving cream off . . . it was funny)
" . . . . on a wednesday?!?!" is another good one.
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