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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #9
AAkkkkhh! Uurrrggggh! Sspffftt! aaaghhrrr! SVViiddDZZZ!
Brain on overload...
___ Must try to maintain control...
______ So many possibilities....
_________ Chance we have been waiting for...
____________ Neural short circuit....
_______________ Make up for all those Photoshop comments....
__________________ Must think carefully before brain melts...
GGnorrf! Svvvittzzz! UUUUrrrrggh! Ack!
I'll be back later...
__________________
"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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