I'm sure some of you have visited the website
www.realultimatepower.net. It's a rather immature, but humurous page about "ninjas" and their antics. Anyway, my friend pointed me to a parody of that site that is about engineers rather than ninjas. If you haven't seen the original, you should probably look at it a bit first. Anyway, without further ado,
http://www.geocities.com/morg6016/engineer/