[Mike Ciance]

Peter: "A boat's a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"

Stewie: "You! Get me some warm milk. You two! Fight to the death!"

Peter: "Hehe, you said 'nuclear'. It's 'nucular', the 's' is silent!"

Stewie: "Mother, you cook so slowly that you don't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar! ...Oh yes ...I went there!"

Death: "Hi, I'm looking for Peter Griffin."
Peter: "Um... (holds out lamp) This is Peter Griffin."

Meg: "We were just holding hands!"
Grandfather: "Well it'll be hard for him to take your hand when the Lord strikes your sinful heart with leoparcy!"

Stewie: "Omnipotence - got to get me some of that."

Peter: "I'm going on a hunger strike. ... You gonna eat that stapler?"

Meg: "It's hard being a single teenage mother, especially when your baby's addicted to crack."