Dunedain (0-2) d. Rhode Island Charge (1-1)
57-56
This game didn’t end on Sunday. It carried on through Monday. Then through Wednesday, then through Friday. Due to terrible scorekeeping, the Charge lost 4 points between the end of Monday’s game, and the writing of this analysis. Not to say that Dunedain didn’t deserve their victory, because they, in all fairness, did. Pittsburgh chipped in 19 points on their behalf, with help from Roy Williams and his 18. Rhode Island’s best score was Michael Strahan’s 15. This was a close one only soured by Yahoo’s terrible scorekeeping.
South Fl Jets (0-2) d. Koko's X-Cats (2-0)
44-39
Not the greatest game in the world, but by the looks of these first two games, the underdogs are having one hell of a week. Really, the only thing going for either team was the quarterback position. They both did pretty decent. The Jets had Hasselbeck scoring 17. 4 points behind was the Cats’ Aaron Brooks. I think we can call that the difference.
Cooney Quest (1-1) d. Toronto Phantoms (1-1)
71-51
“It's up to Favre to save the Quest's bacon.” Uh, yeah. I’ll blurt out the number of 31, and leave it at that. I’ll also blurt out the dual 11s by Tyrone Wheatley and Phillip Buchanon. Jamal Lewis performed as usual with 17, but that was all Toronto got.
Hurricanes (1-1) vs.
The Shoats (2-0)
draw
64-64
The ties have started already… It was all offense in this game, including the Hurricanes gaining 22 from McNabb, 21 from Shaun Alexander, and the kicker taking 11. The Shoats packed an equally as powerful punch, with Tiki Barber scoring 13, Reggie Wayne’s 15, and a 12 in the kicker spot. One note that should be taken into consideration is that both teams had three 0s, one each from a bye. Anyway, we are on our way to busting Dunedain’s tie record from last year.
Valleygirls (1-1) d. This Space for Rent (0-2)
64-49
It didn’t look good for either team when both QBs scored below 0. TSfR had a running game worth 20 points to help offset that, but never got anything else off the ground. It was 26 in receiving for the Valleygirls, but they also had 31 coming from the defense. The Valleygirls seem to be coming back from their week 1 slip.
Coco's Monkeys (2-0) d. Stud Man Clan (1-1)
73-48
“The Monkeys have Peyton Manning and unless he has an absolutely awful day they won't need any other help.” Psychic Ed calls it again.

The aforementioned Manning came through with 37, almost literally needing no help. Last year’s comeback kids also had a Seattle 21. And since we’re all good at math here, we realize that the battle is over there. The Clan tried to muster up some resistance, but all they got was a Chris Brown 12 and a Randy Moss 17. The Monkey’s are still undefeated.
Philly Cheesesteaks (1-1) d. The Lightning (2-0)
72-60
Edgerrin James, Marc Bulger, and Arizona’s high of 22 were what the Lightning had. Looking for something else? They didn’t have it (and they really needed it). While all the Cheesesteaks had was a kicker’s 13, and Culpepper’s 25, their all-around game was much better, pushing both teams to 2-1.
Nor Cal Crushers (0-2) d. The Borg (0-2)
70-53
Going blow for blow here, this game wasn’t even remotely close. While the quarterback and running games were dead even, that was all The Borg had going right for them (so much for the quest of perfection). The difference in receiving and defense was plenty for Nor Cal to crush (get it: crush, Crushers… okay, no more puns) the Borg better than Jean Luc Picard ever could.
Bonecrushers (2-0) d. JC's Juggernauts (1-1)
60-56
”A constant theme this week is bye week slacking. The Juggernauts continue that with a non existent defensive play and Curtis Martin on a bye. Terrell Owens and the Philadelphia D could put the Bonecrushers over the top.” I’ll go slightly more into detail: both teams lived up to their names. But like Ed said in the process of making my job a little easier, Martin was on a bye, and the Juggernauts’ defense scored 8. Meanwhile, Terrell Owens scored 11 and the Philadelphia D scored 12. So the Bonecrushers are now one of only three undefeated teams (and one of those is with a tie).
Rank Team Name W-L-T WPct Pts Streak
1
Coco's Monkeys 3-0-0 1.000 199 W-3
2
BoneCrushers 3-0-0 1.000 189 W-3
3
The Shoats 2-0-1 .833 189 T-1
4
Ph!lly Cheesesteaks 2-1-0 .667 208 W-1
5
the lightning 2-1-0 .667 168 L-1
6
Koko's X-Cats 2-1-0 .667 163 L-1
7
ValleyGirls 2-1-0 .667 157 W-2
8
Cooney Quest 2-1-0 .667 152 W-2
9
Hurricanes 1-1-1 .500 219 T-1
10
Rhode Island Charge 1-2-0 .333 186 L-2
11
Stud Man Clan 1-2-0 .333 169 L-1
12
Toronto Phantoms 1-2-0 .333 161 L-2
13
Nor Cal Crushers 1-2-0 .333 159 W-1
14
Jc's Juggernaut's 1-2-0 .333 152 L-1
15
Dunedain 1-2-0 .333 122 W-1
16
south fl jets 1-2-0 .333 115 W-1
17
This Space For Rent 0-3-0 .000 146 L-3
18
The BORG 0-3-0 .000 127 L-3