[Alex Pelan]

Stewie: I've got a present in my diaper and I'll give you a hint: It's not a toaster
^Not in quotes because I don't know the exact one.

My favorite Quagmire quotes come from the episode when they lose their bar in the fire, from when they go to the purple bar. If you've seen them, you know what I'm talking about, and why I can't post them here.