[Alex Salomonsky]

The episode of the Drunken Clam taken over by the British has great quotes:

Peter: Wait a minute, something's different
( sees British flags and British People everywhere)
Bartender: Evening gents, how bout a nice warm lager
Randon Guy: and help yourself to a package of crisps, or a ready nice plum pudding
Peter: HOLY CRAP, It's a gay bar.

Nigel: I'm afraid I'm the bastard who bought your bar, bit of an aqward (sp)moment really.
Peter:Aqward moment, i'll give you an aqward moment, one time during sex i called Lois, Frank, your move Sherlock.

Of course the Quagmire asking if the girls have you know.