In an act of defiance (and fear that the IRI would suddenly change to folding chair seating), Jessica Boucher decides to match her new idol,
Chris Hibner of Dean Simmons and the Kamens. For the 2005 IRI, she is planning hair approx. 6 ft. tall and 3 ft. wide, to dwarf Martus and force him to stand on a bleacher to match up with her.
actually, I like Jess' hair, but this is the best I've got