Ok...
I found this *site* on the internet that sells *unacceptable* teeshirts, now im not promoting the site, but since this shirt is about this subject, here it is...
"We’re just like you- we put our pants on one leg at a time. But after those pants are on, we make awesome t-shirts. You’ve got a fever, baby. And the only prescription is to buy this shirt."
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