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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17
"Sir, I pulled you over because I clocked you doing 15fps in a 10fps zone. I need to see your license, registration, and competition inspection form. I also see this is your third violation. You should know that, if found guilty, you face up to 90 days incarceration in the county scrap heap..."
-dave
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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