Dave: You know John, I've tried all there is to be like you including saying that "I am JVN", but people aren't buying it.
Maybe... just maybe, If I got dental implants to match yours, they will believe "I AM JVN"!!
JVN: Ok?!?!?
Dave: So do me a favor, say ahhhhhh and show me them pearly whites!
JVN: Umm.. yeah.. sure... <shifty eyes> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
