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Re: FCC to Allow Wireless Access on Planes
We may not be able to carry edged weapons on board aircraft any more, but I can guarantee that any moron that sits next to me on a cross country flight talking on his cell phone for the entire time will soon find out how much damage I can do to their phone with the heal of my boot...
-dave
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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