[Eugenia Gabrielov]

The overdueness of school ending, and the onset of finals has given me a disease. I warn you, it's symptoms are lung infection, sinus infection and bronchitis at the same time. I'll tell you one thing, those are three dissatisfied triplets. But I'm almost over them, thankgoodness, it's been almost a month. Toodles everyone, have a good healthy break. With that I present Genia's end of semester health guide.

1) Have as many finals in the Cafeteria as possible. Our teachers (some) will let us eat if we have an 8:05 final. Very sweet.

2) LOTS of DDR. I perscribe it. I'm a future doctor, so I'll get back to you on the legitimacy of that somewhere around 2015. But right now, it's good for your bones, your energy, and that cute holiday belly.

3) Chocolate chocolate chocolate. Hot or cold. Wrapped in a candy bar or poured in your mouth via spoon/spork. Very important to beating the blues.

4) Freshmen are useful. That is all.

5) Last, but never least: HUG OTHER SICK PEOPLE! You're already sick. They're already sick. Maybe if you spread it back and forth it'll cancel out a bit hm?