(Fair warning: I searched "job" and found nothing on the first ten pages.)
So, what is your day job?
Normally, I'm a college student at USC, which makes me unemployed (unless you count my WUSC time slot as a job, which it would be pretty easy to argue).
But on breaks, I am a cashier at
Piggly Wiggly, a grocery store that seems to have taken root in the southern and eastern US as far as I can tell. I also tell bad jokes, too.