Well, I figure it's time for me to avoid wearing out my grace period under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule.
So first place goes to...
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Originally Posted by JVN
We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?
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Second place goes to...
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Originally Posted by dlavery
After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.
"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."
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(You might be able to blame Dave's finish this week on the fact that James Brown made the local news this week. He held a toy drive near here, since he's all South Carolinian and such.)
As for honorable mentions...it's Christmas. Twos for everyone!
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait
Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*
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So the new scores are...
Code:
MissInformation 72
T. Hoffman 60
Gary Dillard 58
Greencactus3 58
JVN 51
Dlavery 51
Michelle 236 43
Dorienne Plait 41
DCA Fan 39
Andy Baker 37
GateRunner 37
Greg Needel 36
Elgin Clock 35
"Big Mike" 33
EddieMcD 33
Amanda Morrison 31
Jay H 237 31
Bcahn836 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Rich Wong 26
JosephM 20
Brandon Martus 19
Matt Attallah 19
Eugenia Gabrielov 19
Mike Ciance 18
Tkwetzel 16
Lil' Lavery 15
Shyra1353 14
VGMasterShadow 13
Astronouth7303 13
Kyle45 11
Wetzel 10
Tom Schindler 10
Jessica Boucher 8
DanielBCR 8
Squirrelrock 8
Aignam 7
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Arefin Bari 6
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
RogerR 5
Meli W. 5
Ken Patton 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Yan Wang 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
Denman 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Karinka13 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest. And now Dave can no longer boast he's three times funnier than JVN--they're tied! How will this shake out next week? Find out...in ten minutes when I post the next one!
(and, as always, PM or IM or send smoke signals if I've screwed up something)