[Travis Hoffman]

Dirty Dave, delivering a painfully terrible gravelly-voiced Eastwood impersonation:

"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six squirts, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement about hexagonal purple amethysts, 80 year-old unassisted triple plays, and the sadistic pleasure I get from watching hundreds of people make fools of themselves trying to guess the 2005 game, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Super Soaker, the most powerful squirtgun in the world, and would blow your hat clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punky Brewster?"