Alright, alright, I'm judging it already. (And to whoever sent the brownies--I'm not touching them.)
By the way, congratulations to Dave Lavery for being the recipient of the...
I AM (slightly funnier than) JOHN V-NEUN AWARD
at the 2005 Kickoff. (I guess I should pat myself on the back for being able to haul a frame with glass in it from Columbia to Manchester without breaking it--and this is including using Independence Air's check-your-bag-ten-feet-from-the-plane-and-pick-it-up-there-when-you-land thing, since my bag apparently doesn't fit under their seats.)
But enough blabbering. First place goes to...
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Originally Posted by dlavery
... and they told me that if I just rub the lamp long enough and REALLY, REALLY believe hard enough, then a genie will come out and grant me three wishes!
Waddaya mean this is the wrong lamp?!?!!
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And second place...
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Originally Posted by greencactus3
weeeeell i waaaaas holding the robot up above the stage so everyone in the audience could see.....and.... well i guess i didnt have a good enough grip...but hey, the rotating light still works!
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And a few honorable mentions...
Jay H 237
Eugenia Gabrielov
Steve W
Koko Ed
Kyle45
T. Hoffman
shyra1353
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard (and the rejected entry was better, Gary...you forget, the judge is in college! I don't drink, but I hear enough about it.)
Marc P.
GateRunner
Amanda Morrison
Rich Wong
VGMasterShadow
And since certain people noted that I didn't do a burn award last week (cough)dez(cough), this week I'm doing two!
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Originally Posted by MissInformation
"Uh-oh... maybe if I distract them with this red light, they won't realize I just farted..."
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and...
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Originally Posted by EddieMcD
"My lightbulb just clicked on! Oh sure, I had to lift it up... doesn't mean I'm slow or anything... stop looking at me like that!"
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Which means the scores are...
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MissInformation 79
Gary Dillard 68
T. Hoffman 66
Dlavery 65
Greencactus3 64
JVN 51
Michelle 236 45
Dorienne Plait 45
Jay H 237 44
DCA Fan 44
GateRunner 40
Greg Needel 38
Andy Baker 37
EddieMcD 36
Elgin Clock 35
Amanda Morrison 33
"Big Mike" 33
Eugenia Gabrielov 33
Rich Wong 31
Bcahn836 31
Jeff Waegelin 27
Tkwetzel 23
Matt Attallah 20
JosephM 20
Brandon Martus 19
Mike Ciance 18
Shyra1353 18
VGMasterShadow 16
Kyle45 16
Lil' Lavery 15
Astronouth7303 15
Jessica Boucher 10
Wetzel 10
Squirrelrock 10
Tom Schindler 10
Aignam 9
Arefin Bari 8
DanielBCR 8
Jack Jones 7
Vivelation 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
RogerR 6
ZACH P. 6
Ken Patton 4
Koko Ed 4
Steve W 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Andrew Rudolph 3
Ben Lauer 3
Denman 3
Barry Bonzack1604 2
DJ Fluck 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Marc P. 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Tytus Gerrish 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
DanielBCR 1
ElfMaster 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Lisa Perez 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
Sanddrag 1
Until...uhh....ten minutes from now....