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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29
Top Ten things that you NEVER, NEVER, EVER want to see when you wake up in the morning

# 10: Anyone wearing a badge
# 9: An empty gerbil cage, and a very satisfied-looking cat
# 8: Your girlfriend's father standing there saying "son, it is time I brought you over to see my gun collection"
# 7: A brilliant blue sky above you, a bright red clay tennis court underneath you, a vibrant yellow t-shirt on your torso that you are not really sure is yours, and the last thing you remember was going with your friends to what they said would be a very "interesting" party
# 6: The door to the kitchen refrigerator sitting open, and you realize that you must not have closed it last night when you put away the fish pizza, cottage cheese and uncooked hamburger, all of which have now thawed, run together, and are slowly rotting on the bottom of the 'fridge.
# 5: The alarm clock showing that it is 8:37am - when your Advanced Numerical Methods final exam started at 8:00am
# 4: Just about ANYTHING on the Bravo Channel
# 3: A bucket sitting beside the bed with a toilet plunger in it, and a note on top from your spouse that says "it's your turn to fix it!"
# 2: The last empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts ('cause that means that there aren't any left for breakfast)

and # 1: Anything even remotely resembling this image.


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